herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
