Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
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