Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
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