The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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