Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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