he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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