You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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