OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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