what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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