we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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