I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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