Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
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