no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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