Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
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