all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
His nipple licking is glorious
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