and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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