We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I would ride that face into the sunset
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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