i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
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