I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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