A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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