just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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