You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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