She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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