I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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