i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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