pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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