Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Randomize
