you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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