I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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