No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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