I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
i think i just lost a toe
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
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