belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
What did we do last night that was yellow?
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
i am craving dick and cupcakes
You are a genius and a whore.
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