Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
40s are totally the cure
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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