Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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