He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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