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I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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