my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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