So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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