Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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