Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Randomize
