I'll bet she douches with gravy.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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