I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Randomize