nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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