It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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