Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
operation have a gay friend backfired
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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