proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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