she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
accomplished twins. life is a go
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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