Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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