It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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