i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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