dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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