i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
it hurts more in the daytime
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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