My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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