How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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